Asian giant for HC

**Pageiommi** · 02-19-2008 11:13 PM

[quote user="Chopper"][quote user="AsianGiant"]Hey Chopper, is that a photoshop or did they actually put a Giants flag on the plane?
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That was the Giants team plane as it came into Arizona.
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Thats an awesome sig.

**JerseyGiant21** · 02-20-2008 07:28 AM

The flu sucks ***.....

EEwwwwww.....there is a Gene Simmons sex tape out....blech! [+o(]

**mjg407** · 02-20-2008 08:34 AM

[quote user="JerseyGiant21"]The flu sucks ***.....

EEwwwwww.....there is a Gene Simmons sex tape out....blech! [+o(]
[/quote]I just threw up a little

**JerseyGiant21** · 02-20-2008 08:50 AM

Hahahahahahaha....saw this on the mike and the mad dog forum.....this is funny.....

Mike and the Mad Dog Fall Down the Memory Hole

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<td colspan="2"><div align="center">December 18, 2007 </div></td>
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So baseball's Winter Meetings have concluded, and it looks like the
Yankees and the Red Sox are about to get in a bidding war for Johan
Santana. And of course, we all know that this will end with #57 in
pinstripes, taking his place among the pantheon of great Yankee
hurlers: Whitey Ford, Catfish Hunter, Carl Pavano... </td>
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Mikey, tell you what, Hank Steinbrenner is playing this perfectly. When
you're negotiating with another GM, the best thing to do is change your
mind over and over again, and talk about it publicly all the time.
There's absolutely no way that could backfire and make you look like a
spoiled three-year-old. </td>
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And the Mets *snicker* say that they're making a play for Santana, but
we all know they don't have the horses to pull this off. I mean, the
Yankees are offering Melky Cabrera, for crying out loud. What Mets
prospect could possibly compare to Melky Cabrera? </td>
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You're a thousand percent right, Mikey. The Mets are NOT in the mix
here. The only way I see them landing Santana is if the front offices
of the Yanks and Sox are destroyed by two separate meteors striking the
Earth simultaneously. </td>
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Listen, I've been talking with Omar Minaya. I talk with important
people all the time. And he told me that the Twins are asking for David
Wright, Jose Reyes, and Carlos Beltran's first born son. And even if he
agreed to that deal, there's still NO WAY that package compares to the
Yankees' offer of Ian Kennedy and some guy in the minors whose name
escapes me. </td>
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<td> We're up against the break. When we come back: all about my tennis lesson! </td>
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<td colspan="2"><div align="center">January 15, 2008 </div></td>
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It's been pretty quiet in the Hot Stove League, but there's some
rumblings that the Santana sweepstakes could be ending very soon.
There's reports that the Mets have become the favorites to land the
lefty, which frankly, I do not believe. I have a LOT of contacts in the
industry, and everyone tells me that the Twins piss on the Mets'
prospects. Literally. I heard Bill Smith sent a jar of his urine to the
New Orleans Zephyrs. </td>
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Mikey, the Mets are NOT gonna spend the kind of money it'll take to
sign Johan Santana. We all know Fred Wilpon passed on Vladimir
Guerrero, he passed on A-Rod, I've heard he wears socks two days in a
row so he won't have to go to the laundromat. Mark it down: they will
sign Livan Hernandez and finish in third place. </td>
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Santana will be a Yankee, make no mistake. I see him now, starting game
7 of the World Series, taking the hill in front of Rudy Giuliani, Billy
Crystal, Regis Philbin, Donald Trump, Lebron James, Kevin Federline... </td>
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<td> Things are looking bad for the Mets next year. I don't see any way they beat out the Phurlies. </td>
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<td> The what? </td>
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<td> The Phurlies. The Phurladerphio Phurlies. </td>
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<td> The Phillies . Jeez, how did you ever get a job talking for a living? </td>
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Mikey, I've had to do some evil things to get ahead. Black, unspeakable
things. But hey, after these commercials, I yell at an engineer! </td>
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<td colspan="2"><div align="center">January 29, 2008 </div></td>
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So now we're hearing that the Mets have landed Santana, which is
something I've been saying would happen for weeks now. Naturally,
Santana wants to be a Yankee, but the Yanks won't give up their very
special prospects. This is a good move by Brian Cashman, showing
financial restraint. This is the NEW Yankees, the GROW FROM WITHIN
Yankees. If there's anything Yankees fans want to see, it's guys just
up from triple-A face Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz. </td>
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Excellent point, Mikey. And I tell you one thing: this is only for the
money. There is NO WAY Santana wanted to be a Met. I'm sure someone
told him Queens is the same thing as the Bronx. He's from Minnesota, so
he has no idea about different boroughs. And maybe he's colorblind, so
he won't realize the pinstripes on his uniform aren't navy blue. </td>
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<td> Alright, let's go to the phones. Frank is on the cell phone. </td>
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<td> Mike,
did you just say that you've been saying Santana's going to the Mets
for weeks? Because I listen to the show every day, and I could swear
you said as recently as last week that he'd definitely be a Yankee. </td>
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Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank
Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank
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<td> What?! </td>
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<td> Frank, let me finish!

Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank.

Frank.

Frank.

Frank.

You there, Frank? Frank, I never wrote off the Mets as players in the
Santana race. I have been TOUTING them for WEEKS as MAJOR players! If
you think I didn't say that, you are LOST! </td>
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I am positive that you've been saying the exact opposite. And Mad Dog,
how can you say Santana didn't want to be a Met when there's a bunch of different reports that the Mets were his first choice? </td>
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<td> Frank, lemme ask you a question: did Paul LoDuca do steroids? </td>
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<td> What does that have to do with anything we're talking about? </td>
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<td> Answer the question, Frank! Did Paul LoDuca do steroids? </td>
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<td> According to the Mitchell Report, yes, he did. </td>
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<td> And you, as a Mets fan, used to root for him, am I right? </td>
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<td> Yes, I did. </td>
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<td> So how can you sit there on your high horse and tell me not to root for Barry Bonds? </td>
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I didn't say a single word about Barry Bonds! But if you don't believe
me about what you guys said last week, go listen to the tapes. </td>
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Frank, I promise you that the tapes will say exactly what we're saying
now. At least as soon as our engineers get through with them. </td>
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You dare question us? Get this guy off the air! God, what a disgrace!
Eddie, you gotta screen these calls better! I'm gonna say some horrible
stuff about your wife on the air later! </td>
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Folks, here's what you gotta understand. When we use a word, it means
just what we choose it to mean. So when I wrote off the Mets' chances
last week, I meant that they would land Santana. When I said the
Yankees would land Santana, I meant that they would keep their
prospects. </td>
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<td> War is peace! Work is freedom! </td>
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<td> We will not be slaves to history, folks. History is a weapon, to be wielded at our command, on our terms. </td>
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<td> The Mets are doubleplusungood! </td>
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<td> We'll be right back after this word from the Ministry of Truth.</td></tr></tbody></table>

**mjg407** · 02-20-2008 09:01 AM

Whoopi Confuses Amani Toomer With David Tyree On The View, Does Wonders For Women & Sports

**AsianGiant** · 02-20-2008 09:18 AM

haha that's great JG, I hate that show with a passion.....I really cannot watch it or listen to it.

Do you have the flu? It's been going around like crazy...

MJ, Whoopi was a mistake to use at the Giants ceremony at City Hall, she didn't know what
she was doing or saying, I thought maybe she was just joking but I don't think so.

Also, Mayor Bloomberg called Bob Pappa....Bob Popper!!!! And I said, POPPER? Are you kidding me???

**JerseyGiant21** · 02-20-2008 09:32 AM

Yeah....I remember Bloomberg called Papa....Bob Popper! I was like....what the ****?? The man has one of the easiest names ever....and he can't even get that right? LOL
I thought Whoopi was a disaster on that day.....I was like....why is she there?

Yeah...I've been ill since Monday....so many people are sick....ugh...

Fatty and rabid dog are just nutso......ya just gotta laugh at them!

**mjg407** · 02-20-2008 10:05 AM

[quote user="AsianGiant"]haha that's great JG, I hate that show with a passion.....I really cannot watch it or listen to it.

Do you have the flu? It's been going around like crazy...

MJ, Whoopi was a mistake to use at the Giants ceremony at City Hall, she didn't know what
she was doing or saying, I thought maybe she was just joking but I don't think so.

Also, Mayor Bloomberg called Bob Pappa....Bob Popper!!!! And I said, POPPER? Are you kidding me???

[/quote]LOL. Whoopi and her clan will all claim to be Giants fans now. On a side note, I got my SI issues.... great pics!

**AsianGiant** · 02-20-2008 10:07 AM

[quote user="JerseyGiant21"]Yeah....I remember Bloomberg called Papa....Bob Popper! I was like....what the ****?? The man has one of the easiest names ever....and he can't even get that right? LOL
I thought Whoopi was a disaster on that day.....I was like....why is she there?

Yeah...I've been ill since Monday....so many people are sick....ugh...

Fatty and rabid dog are just nutso......ya just gotta laugh at them!
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Sucks to hear that....you should have gotten a flu shot.

Bloomberg is an idiot, how could he mess up Bob Papa in front of EVERYONE!

And Whoopi was sooooo bad it was embarassing. The Giants team did not deserve those goofballs...

**AsianGiant** · 02-20-2008 10:08 AM

[quote user="mjg407"]LOL. Whoopi and her clan will all claim to be Giants fans now. On a side note, I got my SI issues.... great pics![/quote]

It's about time!!

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