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    Two lesbians attending a Mariners game at Safeco Field were asked to leave by security after a mother complained about their public display of affection. Sirbrina Guerrero claims she only gave her date a peck on the lips. </P>
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    "And he (the security guard) goes 'there's a lady whose son says he saw you guys making out, and I did, too. And you have to stop.' And I said 'well, we weren't making out, but we were kissing and I'm not going to stop,'" said Guerrero... </P>


    "(The security guard said) the mom doesn't want to explain to the kids why two girls are kissing. So I said 'well, I'm not going to stop, so you'll have to kick me out. So he said 'so I suggest you leave then,"' she said. </P></BLOCKQUOTE>


    This story is absolutely shocking to me. I mean, look at Guerrero. She's downright not unattractive. I live in the lesbianest neighborhood in the world, and I can testify that lezzies are nothing like those awesome lesbians in porn. I can barely even identify most lesbians as female human beings. When I see two lesbians kiss, I'm always like, "Man, those two ugly dudes sure have baggy cargo shorts."</P>


    What's the problem here? Two chicks kissing is way more watchable than anything the M's have done on the field this year.</P>


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    Among Pac's supporters: gun-lovin' DT Tank Johnson, who rocked an eight-game ban under Der Commissar Herr Goodell.
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    <SPAN class=ffp ffpid="6806" ffpos="DT" ffconf="NFC"><SPAN class=moreNew>Johnson</SPAN></SPAN> looked into the camera and sent a message to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, loudly, clearly and with a big smile: "Roger, please, let him play! From Tank. Thanks, buddy." "Him," of course, is Adam "Pacman" Jones...</P>


    The team's department that works with troubled players hooked them up as sort of a mentorship. Nate Newton, Michael Irvin and others helped Johnson, and now he's reaching out to Jones.
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    Wait, stop the article. Would that be the same Nate Newton who was caught with 213 pounds of marijuana in his van? And then a month later was caught another 175 pounds of it, leading to a 30-month jail sentence? And I'm assuming this Michael Irvin character is the wide receiver who's renowned for his rumored drug and hooker expertise, extending even years after he had retired and was working for ESPN.</P>


    What an incredible program. Maybe they can get Charles Manson to be like, "Dude, take it from me: don't kill anyone. Although if you really wanna know how..."</P>

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    [quote user="mjg407"]

    What's the problem here? Two chicks kissing is way more watchable than anything the M's have done on the field this year.</p>



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    haha that's true. I have no problem with people living alternative.


    But that's what you get living up in Seattle, that mother should not have been shocked...

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    I must have a virus in my email at work. I have like 30 emails with a daemon failure to deliver....

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    [quote user="mjg407"]I must have a virus in my email at work. I have like 30 emails with a daemon failure to deliver....[/quote]

    Sounds like you have an outlook or exchange virus....

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    [quote user="mjg407"]<h1>[:S]Chocolate pen is craving lands man in court</h1>


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    uhhh?????</p>[/quote]


    That reminds me of a funny story back in the days. My friend and were at an ice cream shop and we saw one of our friends working at the store. So naturally we wanted to buy something just to be courteous.

    So I order a regular vanilla ice cream cone but my friend wanted to order something he never had before.

    So he sees something about chocolate coated bananas. And initially we're like, Hey that looks good.

    So we ask my friend about the chocolated banana and she says, Well, I have to take the banana and dip it in chocolate, and at first we're like ok.....

    Then she dips it into the chocolate and pulls it out and she's got this grin on her face, and all 3 of us are like...UMMM....

    Needless to say, he got something else....

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    Hey AG check your inbox. </P>


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    <DIV class=post-body>Every election it seems the idiot hippies in Hollywood have to make these insane proclamations that they’ll leave the country if someone they don’t like gets elected. This time the enemy is John McCain, and the first one on a private jet to Europe will apparently be Susan Sarandon. The Post says…

    <BLOCKQUOTE>She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, "It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people."
    </BLOCKQUOTE>If this sounds familiar it's because similar quotes were attributed to her in 2004 and 2000. Eddie Vedder, Alec Baldwin, and Robert Altman all made very famous statements about this, and Martin Sheen, Rosie O'Donnell, Matt Damon, Whoopi Goldberg, Ed Asner and Tim Robbins all reportedly made candid remarks claiming the same thing (source). Well la-di-da. Good.Move. Go. Go right now. What did you think, that we’d be all sad and ****? I'm sure the class of car I get run over by at 4am with some drunk behind the wheel will decrease immeasurably if all the actors move away, but that’s a chance I’m willing to take.</DIV>

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    [quote user="mjg407"]<div class="post-body">Every election it seems the idiot hippies in Hollywood have to make these insane proclamations that they’ll leave the country if someone they don’t like gets elected. This time the enemy is John McCain, and the first one on a private jet to Europe will apparently be Susan Sarandon. The Post says…

    <blockquote>She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, "It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people."
    </blockquote>If this sounds familiar it's because similar quotes were attributed to her in 2004 and 2000. Eddie Vedder, Alec Baldwin, and Robert Altman all made very famous statements about this, and Martin Sheen, Rosie O'Donnell, Matt Damon, Whoopi Goldberg, Ed Asner and Tim Robbins all reportedly made candid remarks claiming the same thing (source). Well la-di-da. Good.Move. Go. Go right now. What did you think, that we’d be all sad and ****? I'm sure the class of car I get run over by at 4am with some drunk behind the wheel will decrease immeasurably if all the actors move away, but that’s a chance I’m willing to take.</div>[/quote]

    Celebrities really need to get off their high horse. No one is going to shed a tear whether a dem or republican leaves the USA!!!

    Such dumb dumb statements!!!



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