Ashlee Simpson
welcomed her first child last night, a son, with husband Pete wentz,
and was there any doubt these ******s were given give the kid an awful
embarrassing name? People says...<blockquote>Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.
"Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!" a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.
</blockquote>That’s
right. "Bronx Mowgli". As in the kid from the Jungle Book. It might
as well be, "Sexually Confused Emo Give Me My Book Bag Back", but that
wouldn’t cutely shorten into "BMW". The two names are pretty much the
same thing. I know all these idiot Hollywood parents think they need
to give their kid some special identity with their name, and oh, I
assure you it will work. He’ll be the most distinctive kid face down
in the mud while Mike and Jack high five each other and walk away from
the kid with the ***gity name.


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