Asian giant for HC

[mjg407]

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Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'


Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'


Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'


Aircraft: 'This is a United States NAVYs FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'


Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence) </font></font></font></font></font>

[mjg407]

[quote user="giantyankee1976"]

LOL...that's what happens when a bunch of "sirs" do real work....</p>


Good Morning All !!!!</p>[/quote]
Bite your tongue, we all don't have sticks up our exhaust chutes.


The Baloonist

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and
realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He
lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me
where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an NCO", says the balloonist.

"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."

"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says "you must be an Officer".

"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're
going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same
position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

[mjg407]

<h3 align="center">The Chain of Command</h3>



ADMIRAL/GENERAL


Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a
locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and gives
policy to God.
</p>

CAPTAIN/COLONEL

Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a
switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if
it is calm, and talks to God.
</p>

COMMANDER/LT COLONEL
Leaps short buildings with a running
start and a favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine,
is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in an indoor pool, and
talks to God if a special chit is approved.
</p>

LT COMMANDER/MAJOR
Barely clears quonset huts, loses
tugs-of-war with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well,
and is occasionally addressed by God.
</p>

LIEUTENANT/CAPTAIN
Makes high marks when trying to leap
buildings, is run over by locomotives, can fire a handgun without
inflicting self-injury, can doggie paddle, and talks to animals.
</p>

LTJG/1LT
Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out
of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly
instructed, and talks to himself.
</p>

ENSIGN/2LT
Falls over door sills when trying to enter
buildings, says, "Look at the Choo Choo.", wets himself with a water
pistol, and mumbles to himself.
</p>

CPO/SNCO
Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks
locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and
chews them, and freezes water with a single glance. He is God!
</p>

[AsianGiant]

[quote user="mjg407"]<u><font face="Arial"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"><font face="Arial">According to a Navy Pilot: </font></font></font></font></font></u><u><font face="Arial"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"><font face="Arial">

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Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'


Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'


Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'


Aircraft: 'This is a United States NAVYs FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'


Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence) </font></font></font></font></font>[/quote]


I'd like to see a REAL dogfight between our F-22 Raptor against any other countries best fighter....

[giantyankee1976]

[quote user="mjg407"]
<H3 align=center>The Chain of Command</H3>


ADMIRAL/GENERAL
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and gives policy to God. </P>


CAPTAIN/COLONEL
Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if it is calm, and talks to God. </P>


COMMANDER/LT COLONEL
Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in an indoor pool, and talks to God if a special chit is approved. </P>


LT COMMANDER/MAJOR
Barely clears quonset huts, loses tugs-of-war with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God. </P>


LIEUTENANT/CAPTAIN
Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotives, can fire a handgun without inflicting self-injury, can doggie paddle, and talks to animals. </P>


LTJG/1LT
Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to himself. </P>


ENSIGN/2LT
Falls over door sills when trying to enter buildings, says, "Look at the Choo Choo.", wets himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself. </P>


CPO/SNCO
Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them, and freezes water with a single glance. He is God! </P>


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LOL, i never tire of that...</P>

[mjg407]

What the H happened to Jessica Simpson? Did she eat Rhomo?</P>


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[AsianGiant]

[quote user="mjg407"]

What the H happened to Jessica Simpson? Did she eat Rhomo?</p>


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Wow!! She must be on the Oprah diet....

[Bigg Bluee]

Can i be the ball boy that happens to know alot about football and kisses so much *** that he eventually gets a coaching job in 20 years?</P>


</P>


That seems to be the best route these days.</P>

[GiantFanInSJ]

Wow over 3000 pages, the most i've ever seen. Although tempting to read all of them, I read the first 2 and the last 2 and got nothing. lol

[LT= Lawrence Taylor]

[quote user="mjg407"]

What the H happened to Jessica Simpson? Did she eat Rhomo?</p>


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I don't know, but she still HOT