Osi is FINALLY on twitter......lol hilarious stuff follow him

[NYG4lifeNYK]

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<p class="js-tweet-text">And fyi, i dont always play defensive end. But when i do, i prefer to play it for the NYG. Stay thirsty my friends</p>





















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<p class="js-tweet-text"><s>@</s>willbeatty65 whatever will beatty. Enjoy the camp *** whippings u will be receiving. Howis married life by the way?</p><p class="js-tweet-text"><a class="account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/DatBoyJPP" data-user-id="313116322">

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</p><p class="js-tweet-text">Back home in FL. Afternoon workout, then a quick shower with <s>@</s>AXE Sport Blast so I smell good before dinner</p>


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<p class="js-tweet-text"><s>@</s>DatBoyJPP you still smell like a crocodile</p><p class="js-tweet-text">
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<p class="js-tweet-text"><s>@</s>TeamVic send me all your followers. Or il beat you down in fifa like i usually do</p><p class="js-tweet-text">
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<p class="js-tweet-text">Im headed to Popeyes chicken now. If there are no......... Never mind. Hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha</p>






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<p class="js-tweet-text">I was in a nigerian restaurant in brooklyn. I was the only nigerian there. I left right away.</p>


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<p class="js-tweet-text">Im in a chinese restaurant, but i see no chinese people. They must know something i dont, im leaving right now</p><p class="js-tweet-text">
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[Giant stuck in Texas]

lol Good stuff........

[fourth&forever]

Because when people think your tough, they want to see how tough.

Osi is a riot.

[NYGRealityCheck]

[quote user="fourth&forever"]Because when people think your tough, they want to see how tough.

Osi is a riot.[/quote]

Heard that before...

"and when people want to see how tough, you wake up in a roadside ditch.

Don't end up in a roadside ditch.

Get rid of cable and upgrade to direct tv...."

[nevada11]

With all due respect, you are an idiot

this stuff isnt close to "hilarous"

[Pakman]

[quote user="nevada11"]With all due respect, you are an idiot

this stuff isnt close to "hilarous"[/quote]

Lol...talk about waking up on the wrong side of the bed.

[juice33s]

An outspoken, disgruntled Athlete with an open, unfiltered public speaking forum?......This definitely isn't a good combination

He even knows it, yet he continues on.....
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<p class="js-tweet-text">Im probably the wrong guy to have a twitter acct by the way</p>

[radar-ray]

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[DVision]

[quote user="nevada11"]With all due respect, you are an idiot

this stuff isnt close to "hilarous"[/quote]

That avatar must really be you!

[NYG4lifeNYK]

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<p class="js-tweet-text"><s>@</s>JustinTuckNYG91 i am up. Working out. Its 5 am in vegas. That should let u know how hungry, and angry i am. Hahahahahahaha</p>