Its not enough to like our QB. Its not enough to be happy he's our leader and appreciate everything he's done for our franchise. No sir.....You must love in unconditionally and forsake all others.</P>
Here's the way the thought police work.........</P>
If you say......... "I think Ben has great escape ability and makes a lot of plays with his feet"</P>
The Thought Police Interpretation. is....... Since Eli and Ben were drafted the same year, any compliments paid to Ben must mean you think he's better than Eli.</P>
Conclusion: You're an Eli Hater.</P>
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If you say:......... "I think JPP is one of the best defensive players in the NFL"</P>
The Thought Police Interpretaion is:....... Since you like JPP, there is a chance that you think he is a better player than Eli.</P>
Conclusion..... You're an Eli Hater.</P>
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If you say........"The Giants play great as a team"</P>
The thought Police Interpretation is.........Since you think we play as a team, you don't understand that Eli carries this team and we would be nothing without him. </P>
Conclusion....You're an Eli Hater.</P>
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If you say........ "I think Eli improved tremendously this season"</P>
The thought Police Interpretation is......."Since you think he improved so much this season, you must believe that he wasn't always great. When I say always....I mean from that glorious day in April of 1980 when Archie looked at Olivia with a twinkle in his eye and Eli was immaculately concieved.</P>
Conclusion.....You're an Eli Hater.</P>
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Sometimes you can't win around here.</P>



