Best Eli quote evar!!!!

[appodictic]

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/giant...Kr7huoLxomhwuN

“I made an early mistake of doing a prank on [Jeff] Feagles one year and you never mess with a special teams guy, they got way too much time on their hands,’’ Manning said. “All of a sudden I came back and all my tires were flat on my car and I had a little bike pump out there where I could kind of try to push-pump my tires back with air just so I could drive it to a gas station. That was probably the best one that’s ever been done. Don’t mess with kickers or punters.’’

[joemorrisforprez]

".....In years gone by, Rich Seubert nailed Manning with the purple dye in his socks or gloves trick. One time, Eli recalled, former center Shaun O’Hara “removed my EZ-Pass driving back home after camp so all of a sudden I got like a bunch of fines and tickets. I was going through and there was no pass.’’...."

[FBomb]

"I'm going to Disney World"

[derekunion28]

haha the jeff feagles one was good

[Toadofsteel]

Wow Feagles went the extra yard... I would have just jacked up the car on one side, taken a tire off, and put it in the trunk...

[Captain Chaos]

"I'm going to Disney World"

I'll buy that for a dollar!

[daynemustgo]

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/giant...Kr7huoLxomhwuN

“I made an early mistake of doing a prank on [Jeff] Feagles one year and you never mess with a special teams guy, they got way too much time on their hands,’’ Manning said. “All of a sudden I came back and all my tires were flat on my car and I had a little bike pump out there where I could kind of try to push-pump my tires back with air just so I could drive it to a gas station. That was probably the best one that’s ever been done. Don’t mess with kickers or punters.’’

ha ha very funny

[BlueMetal 40]

Make it two dollars, better yet, take out a loan for the third....

[miked1958]

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/giant...Kr7huoLxomhwuN“I made an early mistake of doing a prank on [Jeff] Feagles one year and you never mess with a special teams guy, they got way too much time on their hands,’’ Manning said. “All of a sudden I came back and all my tires were flat on my car and I had a little bike pump out there where I could kind of try to push-pump my tires back with air just so I could drive it to a gas station. That was probably the best one that’s ever been done. Don’t mess with kickers or punters.’’

Lol. He can be funny when he wants to be