Im just wondering when he pimp slaps his mama up again... Isnt he suppose to be suspended anyway for getting arrested, in trouble again? Isnt the comish investigating?
#1 - MOVE FLOWERS TO GUARD
#2 - RESIGN JPP, OL HELP
#3 - DRAFT LT RYAN RAMCZYK WISCONSIN
#4 - MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO FIND ELI's SUCCESSOR
#5 - GET US A MLB PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF BABY JESUS!
#6 - BURN THE BOATS
Sounds like your work buddies are misinformed though. Witten would probably be the only one absent, if even him.
Easy to get confused though. Ratliff, Jenkins, Hatcher, Ware, Spencer, Bryant, Austin, and Witten are all currently being held out. If those 8 starters don't play (plus our starting Center, but he's not that great anyway), there is a pretty valid reason to bring up injuries.
Goddell has suspended our QB coach for 5 games for taking HGH (to help with his type 2 diabetes)-- he hates us. I don't doubt that he made this a priority, but probably has not found anything substantial.