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  1. 10-14-2012 10:54 PM #1
    Paul Newman
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    Victor Cruz

    Honestly, it's not only that I'm better looking than Victor Cruz it's just that I'm a far better dancer and wide receiver. I know I'm not a pro athlete, but if I wanted to, trust me, I could do it with my eyes closed and my hair tied. I know this might sound arrogant, but it's the truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Newman View Post
    Honestly, it's not only that I'm better looking than Victor Cruz it's just that I'm a far better dancer and wide receiver. I know I'm not a pro athlete, but if I wanted to, trust me, I could do it with my eyes closed and my hair tied. I know this might sound arrogant, but it's the truth.
    WHAT DID I JUST READ?!?
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  4. 10-14-2012 11:00 PM #4
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    Paul Leonard Newman, no ya can't...
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    Cool story.
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  6. 10-14-2012 11:00 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by bhz12 View Post
    Paul Leonard Newman, no ya can't...
    You'd be surprised what I can do sonny. I'm Fast Eddie Felson. All things are possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NYGabriel View Post
    Cool story.
    Thanks man, I appreciate it.
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  8. 10-14-2012 11:04 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Newman View Post
    You'd be surprised what I can do sonny. I'm Fast Eddie Felson. All things are possible.
    Weren't you killed in Boliva?
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  9. 10-14-2012 11:06 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashleymarie View Post
    Weren't you killed in Boliva?
    Ah, no. I was Chris Farley, but after I died, I was resurrected in Paul Newman's body and live on.
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  10. 10-14-2012 11:24 PM #10
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    If Paul Newman says so than it is true.
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