I like how he compares himself to birth control. Protip: Wrap up them balls, David, you will see more action.(yes I mean footballs....maybe)
I read the article and the fact that the writer said his most famous moment was him allegedly crying on the sideline annoys me, how about his run against cleveland and his kick-off against san fran.
If he can get rid of the fumbles, he has all the tools..
Maybe one day, chap. Lets get you over 100 yards on the season first!
ehh....dont now if I like what he said. I like the confidence but the analogy was stupid....unless he meant to be funny at the same time...
"Measure Twice......Cut Once"
You couldn't be more full of **** if you were break dancing in a Port-a-Potty.......Kruunch
The birth control line is priceless. I can't stop laughing. I kind of wonder if being around the Unicorn had this effect on him