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    Quote Originally Posted by gumby74 View Post
    this page has a long way to go before it hits the 255 pages the "Ben is better than Eli" thread had. Courtesy of the legendary Giggles.
    Right now...Ben IS better than Eli.

    Now let the games begin.
    Get well soon 80.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morehead State View Post
    Right now...Ben IS better than Eli.

    Now let the games begin.
    Ben is hurt and out for three weeks......I guess he gets injured better than Eli.....
    "Measure Twice......Cut Once"
    You couldn't be more full of **** if you were break dancing in a Port-a-Potty.......Kruunch

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    Quote Originally Posted by GameTime View Post
    Ben is hurt and out for three weeks......I guess he gets injured better than Eli.....
    Eli is made of rubber. Its not a fair comparison. The man has no skeleton or muscle.
    Get well soon 80.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morehead State View Post
    Eli is made of rubber. Its not a fair comparison. The man has no skeleton or muscle.
    hence the name Gumby....
    works for him though....he does bleed however....
    "Measure Twice......Cut Once"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morehead State View Post
    Right now...Ben IS better than Eli.

    Now let the games begin.
    their stats were almost identical and Ben didn't even play.
    when the aliens finally come to conquer us ....
    i hope that their weapons of choice are Gibsons and Fenders

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    Ben is better than Eli...at getting injured.

    Please support.
    Get well soon #80.

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    What was lost in all the Eli/Elite talk last year was Ben's performance. I think last year was probably his best.

    Hes guilty of dumb **** in his own right. Similar to where Eli would not just take the sack and force a throw for a turnover, Ben would many times do the same thing and get too overconfident in his ability to not be taken down. He would either get stripped for a fumble or throw a pick and last year he also turned a corner in protecting the ball better... lot more dump-offs too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morehead State View Post
    Right now...Ben IS better than Eli.

    Now let the games begin.
    Better at embarrassing his team and fans? Better at being stupid? Putting himself in bar restrooms with young girls? You can have Ben.... I think the Giants made the best choice in the draft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GameTime View Post
    had guy who sold dirty water dogs out of the back of his station wagon for like 20 years at park by my house. He knew all the kids in town and their siblings. watched us all grow up. His name was Larry......and Larry was Elite.
    That guys sounds like HOF material to me......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imgrate View Post
    35% of starting qbs are elite? I don't think that is the literal definition

    There is no objective nor quantitative definition to elite, that's what makes this thread hilarious.

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