Who Got Jokes?
A guy walks into an ice cream parlor and says..."I'd like a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate"
Worker says..."I'm sorry sir, but we're out of chocolate, pick something else"
Guy says..."Okay, gimme a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate"
Worker:...."Sir, I already told you we're out of chocolate, please pick something else"
Guy:....."Okay, gimme a scoop of butter pecan and a scoop of chocolate"
Worker:....."Sir, can you spell the van in vanilla?"
Worker:....."Can you spell the straw in strawberry?"
Worker:......"Can you spell the *** in chocolate?"
Guy:......"There is no *** in chocolate"
Worker:......"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, THERE IS NO *** CHOCOLATE!"
LOL....Feel free to share some of your ticklers.
Last edited by Die-Hard; 11-17-2012 at 03:50 PM.
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