I don't know if you've heard, but we've released a bunch of guys. Would you have need of an OLB, a RB, or a DT? We'd like to find a nice home for them, and sunny Tampa isn't that bad of a choice...
Post 4/20 mock draft:
Round 1: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, FS, Alabama
Round 2: ASJ, TE, Washington
Round 3: Marcus Martin, C, USC
Round 4: Shayne Skov, ILB, Stanford
Round 5: Khairi Fortt, OLB, California
Round 6: Ethan Westbrooks, DE, West Texas A&M
Round 6 comp: Cornelius Lucas, OT, Kansas State
Lol, coincidentally they're actually pretty well off with young talent at all those positions. Doug Martin and LeGarrette Blount at RB, Lavonte David and Mason Foster at OLB, and Gerald McCoy is a monster.
I really appreciate that you understand me Toad. You didn't list any names, because you knew names don't matter to me. If they are an ex-giant, I'll sign them. I don't care if they have a .5ypc. I'm hoping to sign Bennett from you guys, he and I have a lot in common and we've got his brother. I told him, hey, we're both just a couple of Black Unicorns looking to win a championship.
Head Coach, Tampa