THEE NYG SWAG THREAD

[MattMeyerBud]

[quote user="lttaylor56"][quote user="dezzzR"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="lttaylor56"]How was the Dentist?
[/quote]

brutal

was suppose to be in the chair for an hour and it took 2

and i can't ****in smoke
[/quote]you can take hit or 8. just use mouth wash after.
[/quote]Back in the day when I got the wisdom teeth out it did not stop me. Left a ****ty taste in your mouth when the gauze got tainted with smoke. A little asian dentist is not going to cut it, it's brutal to get a tooth out the way MMB just did. The doc has to have some gusto behind his pull.
[/quote]

yea she put her hand on my leg for leverage --- that was almost nice


i was going to ask her for the happy ending

[bigblue4417]

[quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="bigblue4417"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="dezzzR"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="lttaylor56"]How was the Dentist?
[/quote]

brutal

was suppose to be in the chair for an hour and it took 2

and i can't ****in smoke
[/quote]you can take hit or 8. just use mouth wash after.
[/quote]

i got stitiches in my mouth, pretty sure i cna't use mouthwash
[/quote]
Good thing he didn't say anything about cum. Maybe I can ram it down your throat with you being numbed up and all.
[/quote]

who needs to be numbed up for that?!
[/quote]
LMAO!!!

[MattMeyerBud]

[quote user="dezzzR"][quote user="lttaylor56"][quote user="dezzzR"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="lttaylor56"]How was the Dentist?
[/quote]

brutal

was suppose to be in the chair for an hour and it took 2

and i can't ****in smoke
[/quote]you can take hit or 8. just use mouth wash after.
[/quote]Back in the day when I got the wisdom teeth out it did not stop me. Left a ****ty taste in your mouth when the gauze got tainted with smoke. A little asian dentist is not going to cut it, it's brutal to get a tooth out the way MMB just did. The doc has to have some gusto behind his pull.
[/quote]she should of put her foot on his throat for some leverage.
[/quote]

i've never messed with a Dominatrix - i'd give it a whirl

[dezzzR]

[quote user="bigblue4417"]<div class="report">


Kevin Kolb told WIP Radio in Philadelphia
Wednesday that he was calling out the Eagles' offensive plays on the
sideline during Week 10.</p>
</div>

"During the two-minute drill, you almost feel
guilty," Kolb said. "Mike (Vick) is sitting there giving the signals,
and I’m standing there on our sidelines, screaming at our corners, ‘Hey
it’s a go ball, hey he’s running a screen, hey he’s running a slant.’"<font color="#0000FF">
It's surprising that the Eagles wouldn't change their signals and
formations knowing that Kolb was on the other sideline and knows them
all after spending his first four seasons in Philly.


<font color="#000000">IDIOTS!!! LOL</font>
</font>[/quote]guess theyre not "rocket" scientists either

[MattMeyerBud]

[quote user="bigblue4417"]<div class="report">


Kevin Kolb told WIP Radio in Philadelphia
Wednesday that he was calling out the Eagles' offensive plays on the
sideline during Week 10.</p>
</div>

"During the two-minute drill, you almost feel
guilty," Kolb said. "Mike (Vick) is sitting there giving the signals,
and I’m standing there on our sidelines, screaming at our corners, ‘Hey
it’s a go ball, hey he’s running a screen, hey he’s running a slant.’"<font color="#0000FF">
It's surprising that the Eagles wouldn't change their signals and
formations knowing that Kolb was on the other sideline and knows them
all after spending his first four seasons in Philly.


<font color="#000000">IDIOTS!!! LOL</font>
</font>[/quote]


YEA WHAT KIND OF STUPID COACH AND STUPID PLAYERS WOULDN'T CHANG.....

ohhh yea... [:$]

[lttaylor56]

[bigblue4417]

LOL, I forgot that we did that.

[lttaylor56]

[quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="dezzzR"][quote user="lttaylor56"][quote user="dezzzR"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="lttaylor56"]How was the Dentist?
[/quote]

brutal

was suppose to be in the chair for an hour and it took 2

and i can't ****in smoke
[/quote]you can take hit or 8. just use mouth wash after.
[/quote]Back in the day when I got the wisdom teeth out it did not stop me. Left a ****ty taste in your mouth when the gauze got tainted with smoke. A little asian dentist is not going to cut it, it's brutal to get a tooth out the way MMB just did. The doc has to have some gusto behind his pull.
[/quote]she should of put her foot on his throat for some leverage.
[/quote]

i've never messed with a Dominatrix - i'd give it a whirl
[/quote]
Think I'd pass on that one.
Madame Vandersexxx:
[<i class="fine">Screams[/i]] On, on, VANDERSEXXX!


[<i class="fine">the sexy ladies leave while the room is transformed into a BDSM lair and Madame is revealed as a domanitrix[/i]]



Madame Vandersexxx:
Hans, Gruber!


[<i class="fine">Hans and Gruber, Madame's goons, step into the room[/i]]



Cooper:
[<i class="fine">nervously[/i]] Hi. So, are the girls coming back?



Madame Vandersexxx:
Administer the testicle clamps!



Cooper:
[<i class="fine">grows fearful; Cooper's jeans are ripped off[/i]] Huh? What? Hey!


[<i class="fine">the boys prepare to torture Cooper as Madame smiles and watches[/i]]



Cooper:
[<i class="fine">panics as he pulls out the paper with the "safe word", but mispronounces it[/i]] Safe word! What is that? That's not a word! That's a - "Fluggen-kliggin-kien"?

[DavenIII]

[quote user="lttaylor56"][quote user="dezzzR"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="lttaylor56"]How was the Dentist?
[/quote]

brutal

was suppose to be in the chair for an hour and it took 2

and i can't ****in smoke
[/quote]you can take hit or 8. just use mouth wash after.
[/quote]Back in the day when I got the wisdom teeth out it did not stop me.
[/quote]

Same here, I had 3 out at one time as well...smoked and used Mouthwash later that day...it really wasn't "that" bad I was expecting worse...ended up selling some of my Vic's (or was it perc's can't remember) to some kids at school cause I didn't need em all and I didn't take them for fun back then :P

[MattMeyerBud]

[quote user="bigblue4417"]LOL, I forgot that we did that.
[/quote]

twice

which makes it even worse