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[quote user="JPizzack"]lol, i wanted to tell you guys about the best "rejection" ive gotten from a girl. I mean it's not THAT good, but it's a decent story i suppose.
So, I been feeling a bit under the weather lately. Bad head cold, really congested, and an awful cough I havent been able to get rid of. Most of the head cold went away, but this cough...ugh...and my ears always feel pressure, and feel clogged kinda. I hate going to the doctor, but i was getting frustrated and called to schedule an appt.
They asked if it was ok to meet with the physicians assistant instead of the doctor, since it was cold related, and i said that would be fine.
So i go in, the nurse talks to me, asks questions etc...and then says "Rachael will be in shortly to help you out". Rachael? I dont remember a Rachael, but ok.
I'm like hmm...i wonder if she's cute? lol....and then after i thought that, im like....wait...of course now that i asked myself that, she's going to be a beast, watch...
Enter Rachael....
And she's really cute! So we're going over my symptoms etc, and she tells me what shes going to prescribe to me and what. I look at her hand....no ring....I'm going for it!!
"Rachael....big plans for vday?"* "nope, I work tmrw, and then I'm going to visit my parents"
"So if you're free, maybe you and I can hang out? Take you out for dinner and drinks?"
she blushes, trying not to smile and says "I don't date patients"
I said "I'm just asking you to hang out. Do you have a boyfriend or something?"
she smirks for a quick second, and it gets awkwardly silent...and i start to feel maybe im making her feel uncomfortable. She looks away, back at her screen, and says "dammit....no...i dont..."
but then she turns around again, and goes "but seriously...I cant see patients, it's not a good idea"
and i laugh and say "ahhhhh....so youre not saying youre NOT interested!! I see what youre saying! Well, that's fine, I can always come back and ask at a later time. But at $20 a copay, it could get expensive BEFORE we even get to hang out"
She just laughs at me, gives me my scripts and says youre all set, thank you and have a good day.
I'll ask her every time i see her =P[/quote]</p>
I thought this **** only happens on TV.* Asking your nurse out while she's treating you?</p>
Thats wrong on so many levels.</p>
Pizz...you could be the hottest guy on the planet, and it wouldn't matter.* her answer would be the same.* There are certain places women should be able to go where they don't have to deal with this.* At work, while treating a patient should be one of them.</p>
Go ahead and kill me now and tell me how old and out of touch I am.* I'm sure its coming.</p>[/quote]
Its Valentines day - all single women are fair game....
[/quote]lol-every good looking woman must contend with this type of thing on a regular basis. Granted, for the woman it must get annoying at times, but this is a necessity for the existence of man. Pizz is doing his part for the greater good of the Universe.
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