Answer is: you don't. And I applaud your Trolling today good sir
That just seems like good football.
I guess you're happy when we stand around and watch Romo take 3 knees unchallenged, dispite his history of fumble snaps under pressure.
I just had a really funny debate with a friend of mine. lol
She said she just read an article about how there is less than 15 mins of actual action in football. and how "man and ppl say baseball is bad".
So I said, let me use math to show you how ****ing boring baseball is.
IF you consider "Action" the following:
-the release of a pitch, all the way to hitting a catcher's glove (not even a full second)
-watching a fielder wait for a popped up ball fall to their location
Then baseball is JUST BARELY 15 minutes of action.
And that's with me being generous to how many actual hits there are per game, and how many pitches are thrown by each team.