THEE NYG SWAG THREAD

[ShockeyShow]

[quote user="bigblue4417"][quote user="ShockeyShow"]If there is any one true piece of advice to remember sober, buzzed, or completely shmammered:

DONT PUT THE ***** ON A PEDESTAL!

Be yourself and flirt with all of em!
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NO NO NO, you got it all wrong bro. The number one piece of advise is.............



<font size="6">WEAR A CONDOM</font>
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touché my friend <font face="Times New Roman">touché.


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[bigblue4417]

[quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"]I'm gonna make rounds and get numbers with a bunch of diff dudes
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I still love you no matter what you choose LT. You are a great person bro.

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[quote user="bigblue4417"][quote user="ShockeyShow"]If there is any one true piece of advice to remember sober, buzzed, or completely shmammered:

DONT PUT THE ***** ON A PEDESTAL!

Be yourself and flirt with all of em!
[/quote]
NO NO NO, you got it all wrong bro. The number one piece of advise is.............



<font size="6">WEAR A CONDOM</font>
[/quote]The j, the i, the m, the m

The y, the j, the i, the m

It's jimmy!

It's jimmy! x2



Here is a message to the super-hoes

Just keep in mind when jimmy grows

It grows and grows and grows, so let it

But keep in mind about the epidemic

When jimmy releases, boy it pleases

But what do you do about all these diseases?

Jimmy is jimmy, no matter what

So take care of jimmy cos you know what's up

Cos now in winter aids attacks

So run out and get your jimmy hats

It costs so little for a pack of three

They're jimmy hats for the winter attack

Good for a present, great for lovers

Demonstrated by the jungle brothers

Protect your jimmy and keep it fresh

They're jimmy hats by krs



The j, the i, the m, the m


The y, the j, the i, the m


It's jimmy!


It's jimmy!


So, remember you're never too old (jimmy is wearin' a hat)



Remember you're never too bold (jimmy is wearin' a hat)

Do me a favour, wear your hat

So jimmy...will have the opportunity to come back



Well, red alert is down with bdp

Teachin' you all about jimbrowski

I don't wanna hear that you're not with it

Turn around and see your butt in a clinic

Havin' doctors just poke at jimmy

Let me express what now what's in me

Too many people take too many risks

Too many people I see get dissed

Jimmy hats are now in style

Cos you can't trust a big butt and a smile

Some are dry and some lubricated

Many companies make and made it

So all you super-hoes, wear your hat

Cos drippin' jimmies is straight up wack

Keep in mind about jimbrowski

Jimmy hats by BDP!!!



The j, the i, the m

The m, the y, the j, the i...

It's jimmy!

It's jimmy!

The j, the i, the m, the m

The y, the j, the i, the m

It's jimmy!"

'Jimmy' by Boogie Down Productions

[bigblue4417]

[quote user="ShockeyShow"]touché my friend <font face="Times New Roman">touché.</font>[/quote]
A baby is worse than any STD except HIV I guess. lol

[LT= Lawrence Taylor]

[quote user="bigblue4417"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"]I'm gonna make rounds and get numbers with a bunch of diff dudes
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I still love you no matter what you choose LT. You are a great person bro.
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LOL

[bigblue4417]

[quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"]LOL
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I am still laughing. God I crack myself up. It is important to make yourself laugh LT. Even if it is at the expense of others.

[ShockeyShow]

[quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="ShockeyShow"]

Be yourself and flirt with all of em!
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Oh yeah. When I go to parties in the fall, I'm gonna make rounds and get numbers with a bunch of diff chics
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Hell yea, it's all about confidence! The more you talk to, the better your chances and more options will present themselves

You meet one sorority girl and you'll know 10 more girls by the end of the night.

You just gotta play your odds!

[bigblue4417]

[ShockeyShow]

[quote user="bigblue4417"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"]I'm gonna make rounds and get numbers with a bunch of diff dudes
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I still love you no matter what you choose LT. You are a great person bro.
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lmaooo....i knew it was coming, it was only a matter of time.

[bigblue4417]

[quote user="ShockeyShow"]You meet one sorority girl and you'll know 10 more girls by the end of the night.[/quote]