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    Re: THEE SWAG THREAD

    [quote user="dezzzR"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="dezzzR"]huh?

    yo why cant i post a face book picture?

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    you can but i dont think anybody can see it unless they are friends with the person, unless u save the pic and upload it

    i saw the pic

    and for the record my junk is bigger
    [/quote]lol pizzle has a tounge ring too. "im very aroused"
    [/quote]If a girl has a tongue ring she'll probably suck your djck, if a guy has a tongue ring he'll probably suck your djck - Chris Rock 'No Sex In The Champagne Room'


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    Re: THEE SWAG THREAD

    [quote user="bigblue4417"][quote user="JPizzack"][quote user="bigblue4417"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"]and if u dont know what a prince albert is --- google it
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    Of course I know cause I have one...
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    Hows matt like it?[/quote]
    He loves it. Except sometimes it gets caught on his taint piercing.
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    Re: THEE SWAG THREAD

    I take full responsibility for looking up a prince albert while my daughter and I are discussing something. She's like, what's a Prince Albert? I'm like ah-who know's these guy's are crazy. I did not search images so text came up, I chose Wiki, thinking it would be milder, because I had a sense of some type of piercing and BOOM, a schwantz pic with a giant hoop earing at the very top of the page.

    I was more embarassed than her, which made me ponder another thought? Anyway-She's a great girl and my wife and I have a very close relationship with her..... I FAILED.


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    [quote user="lttaylor56"]I take full responsibility for looking up a prince albert while my daughter and I are discussing something. She's like, what's a Prince Albert? I'm like ah-who know's these guy's are crazy. I did not search images so text came up, I chose Wiki, thinking it would be milder, because I had a sense of some type of piercing and BOOM, a schwantz pic with a giant hoop earing at the very top of the page.

    I was more embarassed than her, which made me ponder another thought? Anyway-She's a great girl and my wife and I have a very close relationship with her..... I FAILED.

    [/quote]</P>


    hahahaha...hey man, it's not so bad!
    How old is she? probably less awkward if she's younger lol</P>
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    [quote user="JPizzack"]

    [quote user="lttaylor56"]I take full responsibility for looking up a prince albert while my daughter and I are discussing something. She's like, what's a Prince Albert? I'm like ah-who know's these guy's are crazy. I did not search images so text came up, I chose Wiki, thinking it would be milder, because I had a sense of some type of piercing and BOOM, a schwantz pic with a giant hoop earing at the very top of the page.

    I was more embarassed than her, which made me ponder another thought? Anyway-She's a great girl and my wife and I have a very close relationship with her..... I FAILED.

    [/quote]</p>


    hahahaha...hey man, it's not so bad!
    How old is she? probably less awkward if she's younger lol</p>[/quote]14. I've already told her that I need to take her future suitors for a little ride the first time they come over to " get to know them"

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    So --last night the Manager(built for speed) of the CU was on her way out as I was leaving. The Chivalrous guy that I am held the door for her because she was carrying about 2 feet thick worth of binders to her car. We actually ended up discussing bank stuff in the parking lot for a few minutes. One thing is clear, she was in awe of all that is LT.

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    [quote user="lttaylor56"]14. I've already told her that I need to take her future suitors for a little ride the first time they come over to " get to know them"
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    lmao...
    I love the scene from bad boys 2, when Mike and Marcus answer the door for Marcus' daughter's date, and Mike Loooowwwwwery is holdin that bottle of wine, pretending to be ****faced, and they are givin the kid hell.
    "You a virgin?" -"yes sir" "good, keep it that way. aint gonna be no ****in tonight!"
    "Ya eva made love to a man??.......ya want to?!"
    "how oldis you?!" "15?? nigga you 'least 30!! Youa big tallLudacris lookin' mutha****a!"</P>
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    [quote user="lttaylor56"]So --last night the Manager(built for speed) of the CU was on her way out as I was leaving. The Chivalrous guy that I am held the door for her because she was carrying about 2 feet thick worth of binders to her car. We actually ended up discussing bank stuff in the parking lot for a few minutes. One thing is clear, she was in awe of all that is LT.
    [/quote]</P>


    she puts me from6 to midnight with one glance</P>


    lol</P>
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    [quote user="JPizzack"]

    [quote user="lttaylor56"]14. I've already told her that I need to take her future suitors for a little ride the first time they come over to " get to know them"
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    lmao...
    I love the scene from bad boys 2, when Mike and Marcus answer the door for Marcus' daughter's date, and Mike Loooowwwwwery is holdin that bottle of wine, pretending to be ****faced, and they are givin the kid hell.
    "You a virgin?" -"yes sir" "good, keep it that way. aint gonna be no ****in tonight!"
    "Ya eva made love to a man??.......ya want to?!"
    "how oldis you?!" "15?? nigga you 'least 30!! Youa big tallLudacris lookin' mutha****a!"</p>[/quote]Great Scene--Martin comes up behind him, "What da problem is marcus? Wearing a guinea t-shirt, flashing his guns and drinking out of the bottle of boo's. Pure Awesome.

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    [quote user="JPizzack"]

    [quote user="lttaylor56"]So --last night the Manager(built for speed) of the CU was on her way out as I was leaving. The Chivalrous guy that I am held the door for her because she was carrying about 2 feet thick worth of binders to her car. We actually ended up discussing bank stuff in the parking lot for a few minutes. One thing is clear, she was in awe of all that is LT.
    [/quote]</p>


    she puts me from6 to midnight with one glance</p>


    lol</p>[/quote]One word---TIGHT. Probably far too mature for us.

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