Story time, i know some of you love it. Just a recap of my weekend thus far
Just spent the last 2 days in the lower west side at the blonde's new place. she works for GS and lives a few blocks from 1 WTC
My buddy bought us all tickets to a Black Eyed Peas concert in central park last night he was obsessed with going to. lol
it was ****ing awful, haha....nice weather all day....and of course as soon as the sun goes down, it starts ****ing pouring. So there we are, standing in a ****ing field, soaking wet, listening to some of the most god awful music on the planet.......good times, right?
We go to some bar, and get ****faced on $2 beers, her little sister shows up, says shes going to some party at her boyfriends house, so we just go. it's 1130 at this point I'd say, and we're all tanked. We take a cab there. Ask this kid where the beer is, drink almost all of it. And then the blonde tells her sister's bf that she hates him, right to his face, and that he's an awful person (which was not true at all, he seems like a good kid lol), so we play it safe and leave before she causes more issues.
We THINK we're going back to the apartment, but no, we get out of the cab and she runs into this bar across the street.....Iron Horse.
Now I dont know if any of you have heard of this place...but jesus christ....it might as well be a sleazy strip club w/o the strippers lol.
First off....some of the sketchiest ****ing people I've ever seen in my life all in one place.
The asian stripper...err i mean bartender with massive fake breasticals was basically taking tips from our hands....like youd pay for a round, and she'd hold her hand out after already giving you your change back, and was like COME ON *****! I mean she'd laugh about it, and was only kinda serious, but i was like wtf?
Then after being there for a half hour, the bouncers tell everyone to get the **** away from the bar....2 of the bartenders get on the bar, start tossing what appear to be full drinks all over the bar, and they are spraying everyone down with water....wtf
they then proceed to stick their hand on the wet bar, light their ****ing hand on fire, and blow a 4 foot fireball and light an entire 15 ft section of the bar on fire. like almost completely engulfed in flames. and they did this like 10 times! I was so ****ing wasted, i couldnt even handle this psychologically....im like we need to leave before we ****ing die!! .....aaaaaaaand then we stayed for another hour and witnessed more debauchery that I dont care to discuss. lol
ok, that's all I got so far....im obviously staying home tonight >.<