Ideal Draft (if we get Asomoah and DeLaPuente):
1st- Eric Ebron, TE, NC
2nd- Kelvin Benjamin, WR, Florida St
3rd- Tre Mason, RB, Auburn
4th- Stanley Jean-Baptiste, CB, Nebraska
5th- Anthony Johnson, DT, LSU/ Kelcy Quarles, DT, SoCarolina
5th- Kareem Martin, DE, UNC
not only does he have the pornostache, he has the facial expressions to go with it.