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    [QUOTE=Morehead State;596271]Hahaha!!!
    This is what you need to get chicks?
    You need to try the Morehead method.
    Be smart, charming and good looking.[/QUOTE

    You pretty much just described me. Thanks MH!!
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    [QUOTE=J****ack;596282]
    Quote Originally Posted by Morehead State View Post
    Hahaha!!!
    This is what you need to get chicks?
    You need to try the Morehead method.
    Be smart, charming and good looking.[/QUOTE

    You pretty much just described me. Thanks MH!!
    Going up to them and asking "will you be my unicorn" isnt working, huh?

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    [QUOTE=dezzzR;596303]
    Quote Originally Posted by J****ack View Post
    Going up to them and asking "will you be my unicorn" isnt working, huh?
    you dont ask....you cant just REPLACE your unicorn, Dezz....there's only one...and you just KNOW
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    [QUOTE=dezzzR;596303]
    Quote Originally Posted by J****ack View Post
    Going up to them and asking "will you be my unicorn" isnt working, huh?
    It works better than going up to them and asking.... "do you mind if I pay you for sex and then kill you after?".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morehead State View Post
    It works better than going up to them and asking.... "do you mind if I pay you for sex and then kill you after?".
    Zing....I guess....cuz thats your thing with Dezz....i lost interest with that some time ago lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by J****ack View Post
    Zing....I guess....cuz thats your thing with Dezz....i lost interest with that some time ago lol
    Hookers? Never have, Never will. Escorts, maybe, probably....

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    Quote Originally Posted by J****ack View Post
    Zing....I guess....cuz thats your thing with Dezz....i lost interest with that some time ago lol
    We all have to be connected by something.
    "Phil Simms is the greatest QB in Giants history" ........Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by dezzzR View Post
    Hookers? Never have, Never will. Escorts, maybe, probably....
    I'm only saying this one more time.....

    They are all hookers when they are dead, Dezz.....hence MH's continuous use of the term
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    Have you guys been watching Homeland? I think I need one more episode to catch up. It's a pretty good series, despite having it's slow parts(the crazy parts totally make up for that...)
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    [QUOTE=dezzzR;596303]
    Quote Originally Posted by J****ack View Post
    Going up to them and asking "will you be my unicorn" isnt working, huh?
    What about going up to the and asking if they wanna see your black unicorn??
    Round1: AA-Ron Donald, DT, Pitt
    Round2: Kareem Martin, UNC, DE
    Round3: Austin Seferian-Jenkins, TE, Washington
    Round4: Travis Swanson, C, Arkansas
    Round5: Cyril Richardson, OG, Baylor
    Round5: Brandon Coleman, WR, Rutgers

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