So this is how Rusty and I' relationship works:
I say something (it can be anything really) and Rusty feels the need to interject with stupid comments/insults. Then I respond, and he gets mad/pissy/sensitive.
I can say "Today was a beautiful day" and he'd be like "lol silly woman". Something to that effect.
Odell Beckham Jr. Is my husband. Get over it.