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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    lol shutup moke. im an old man now. i can make fun of you turds whenever i damn well please.
    Well then, you better cuff your chick because I'm going after her with my wooden johnson
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    Quote Originally Posted by gmen0820 View Post
    And then by your interpretation of the law, you can sue me for hitting your truck with my lifeless corpse.
    I'm only an expert in bird law.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    I'm only an expert in bird law.
    It's just that bird law in this country is not governed by reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moke View Post
    He hit me on the side, and the back.

    He drove off and I drove off because we couldn't back up and stop, he basically drove off quicker than I did.

    Maybe he stopped, I couldn't tell. A lot of trees were hiding us, but he could have stopped and called the cops.

    He could have told them he was badly injured and that I left the scene... I don't know..it could have happened.
    I am literally crying from this post lmfao. I just imagined the whole thing happening. I'm sorry, it's not funny..it's just hahaha idk.

    But if he hit YOU, he would be stupid to call the cops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moke View Post
    Well then, you better cuff your chick because I'm going after her with my wooden johnson
    go ahead, she hates dudes. you know what kind of guys hit on her? the kind that breathe. So unless you have my angel face, you wont get within 10 feet of her before she freezes you in place. ice queen, son.

    but i love watching that stuff happen lol, damn maybe you should. next time im at her place, i'll have you come to manhattan for the night lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    I'm only an expert in bird law.
    I'm only in ***** law, *****cat law
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    Just so we're all on the same page.....how old is everyone currently posting in this thread? (honesty is the best policy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudyy View Post
    I am literally crying from this post lmfao. I just imagined the whole thing happening. I'm sorry, it's not funny..it's just hahaha idk.
    My views on respectable Rudy has diminished.

    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    go ahead, she hates dudes. you know what kind of guys hit on her? the kind that breathe. So unless you have my angel face, you wont get within 10 feet of her before she freezes you in place. ice queen, son.
    I have fire powers, I can burn through this frozen prism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurah1275 View Post
    Just so we're all on the same page.....how old is everyone currently posting in this thread? (honesty is the best policy)
    22. Fourth grade was brutal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurah1275 View Post
    Just so we're all on the same page.....how old is everyone currently posting in this thread? (honesty is the best policy)
    20 years. 21 in 4 months.
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