I was at Five Guys with my best friend and her family. Her name is Ashley, and her two sisters are Shannon and Laura (shut up), and then their mom was there and Shannon's boyfriend. Laura actually was not there with us.
Anyway, the mom was telling me about how Laura was caught having sex in her room and how loud she was being, however I thought she was talking about Shannon because when she started the story, Shannon walked in the restaurant with her boyfriend. I was completely stunned because Shannon always said she's going to wait until marriage.
Me being such a good friend decided to text Shannon (she was at a different table with her boyfriend) and I was texting her all of these sexual innuendos and she was just so confused. It was so funny because her boyfriend had these red dots on his neck and I assumed they were hickies. They were actually the marks from pimples. I was like "Hey Shannon, tell your boyfriend to wear a turtle neck next time, nobody wants to see his hickies lolol" and she is just giving me the weirdest look. She texted me "Yeah he had to pop pimples, because they were so gross looking" and I'm like.."That's not the only thing he popped lolololz". At this point she is just baffled and has no idea what to even say.
I get in the car (Shannon not with us) and I'm like man I still can't believe that Shannon had sex, and Ashley was like what? Shannon? Uh..we were talking about Laura.....
I was so embarrassed...I must have apologized to Shannon at least 20 times. At least.