lmao.....one time i was brushing my teeth, used too much toothpaste i guess, drooled a lil bit....toothpaste dripped off, landed on my nipple. I didnt notice. 10 seconds later THAT **** WAS ON FIIIIIIIIRRRREEEE!!!!!!
What you conveniently omitted in that little yarn is that you enjoyed every minute of it.
Lifetime member of the "specific element" and proud of it.