Ron Burgandy is one of the least funny, overrated characters of all time.
"Typical Morehead!"..................and he didn't even mean that as a compliment..
Then take a hammer, maybe even a sledge hammer, either one will do, and repeatedly smash those pretty little hands of yours.
So to counter MH, yes, we def. needed an outfielder.
Oderint Dum Metuant
It's too bad, I'm too good....