Ron Burgandy is one of the least funny, overrated characters of all time.
"Phil Simms is the greatest QB in Giants history" ........Mahatma Gandhi
Then take a hammer, maybe even a sledge hammer, either one will do, and repeatedly smash those pretty little hands of yours.
So to counter MH, yes, we def. needed an outfielder.
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