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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudyy View Post
    Well she is blonde..
    True

    Still she graduated from Texas A&M in 2010 with a degree in Communications and a minor in Psychology so i;'m not sure hair color can be used as an excuse lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmen0820 View Post
    Maybe she is Polish. I don't know.

    If you need some tips, dezz, just watch scripted porn. You ever realize how much *** delivery drivers get?!
    lmao.....seems like a legit source. it checks out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krusty View Post
    True

    Still she graduated from Texas A&M in 2010 with a degree in Communications and a minor in Psychology so i;'m not sure hair color can be used as an excuse lol
    Color me unimpressed, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krusty View Post
    True

    Still she graduated from Texas A&M in 2010 with a degree in Communications and a minor in Psychology so i;'m not sure hair color can be used as an excuse lol
    Haha well I was kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gmen0820 View Post
    Color me unimpressed, lol.
    a texan left a gun in a car.....that's about as controversial as me drinking beer.
    who gives a flying ****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    lmao.....seems like a legit source. it checks out.
    Dezz Scheme:

    1. Get a pizza box
    2. Put a modest-sized hole in the pizza box
    3. Drive to her home
    4. Insert peen in the pizza box
    5. Knock on door
    6. Wait for the other guy inside to finish up
    7. Have her open the pizza box when she finally gets to the door
    8. Profit

    Back-up Plan: If in the really off-chance that she's creeped out by the whole ordeal, have an engagement ring ready to buy her silence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmen0820 View Post
    Dezz Scheme:

    1. Get a pizza box
    2. Put a modest-sized hole in the pizza box
    3. Drive to her home
    4. Insert peen in the pizza box
    5. Knock on door
    6. Wait for the other guy inside to finish up
    7. Have her open the pizza box when she finally gets to the door
    8. Profit

    Back-up Plan: If in the really off-chance that she's creeped out by the whole ordeal, have an engagement ring ready to buy her silence.
    hmm...i dont know WHY....but "**** in a Box" seems like a REALLY familiar idea......

    btw you forgot step 7.5

    7.5) ??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by gmen0820 View Post
    Dezz Scheme:

    1. Get a pizza box
    2. Put a modest-sized hole in the pizza box
    3. Drive to her home
    4. Insert peen in the pizza box
    5. Knock on door
    6. Wait for the other guy inside to finish up
    7. Have her open the pizza box when she finally gets to the door
    8. Profit

    Back-up Plan: If in the really off-chance that she's creeped out by the whole ordeal, have an engagement ring ready to buy her silence.
    Raw dogged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    hmm...i dont know WHY....but "**** in a Box" seems like a REALLY familiar idea......
    Sure it's not the "modest-sized hole" that's ringing a bell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudyy View Post
    Raw dogged.
    As Eminem would say: "Man **** that, hit that **** raw dog and bail."

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