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    Idk why but this bad me laughing out loud for a few minutes. ****ing Uncle Rico hahaha


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    Quote Originally Posted by gmen0820 View Post
    Dezz Scheme:

    1. Get a pizza box
    2. Put a modest-sized hole in the pizza box
    3. Drive to her home
    4. Insert peen in the pizza box
    5. Knock on door
    6. Wait for the other guy inside to finish up
    7. Have her open the pizza box when she finally gets to the door
    8. Profit

    Back-up Plan: If in the really off-chance that she's creeped out by the whole ordeal, have an engagement ring ready to buy her silence.
    Iv seeen those movies

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    Wow, how could this have never occurred to me? DENNIS her.

    DENNIS the **** out of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmen0820 View Post
    Wow, how could this have never occurred to me? DENNIS her.

    DENNIS the **** out of her.
    lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmen0820 View Post
    Wow, how could this have never occurred to me? DENNIS her.

    DENNIS the **** out of her.
    YESSSSSS!!!!!

    my friends say that **** all the time.

    "Wtf are you doing?!"

    "Demonstrating my value!!!"
    Oderint Dum Metuant

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    And if she's already being DENNISed, the MAC system is an excellent backup option.


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    and then comes SCRAPS.....which aaaactually isn't an acronym for anything....
    Oderint Dum Metuant

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    Strick check your pm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    and then comes SCRAPS.....which aaaactually isn't an acronym for anything....
    Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MantisToboggan View Post
    Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!
    Lmao....why..

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