1. #162891
    All-Pro egyptian420's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    Thunder Bay, Canada
    Posts
    13,357
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcasman View Post
    You are a rude inconsiderate *****.
    Don't flatter me

  2. #162892
    All-Pro Sarcasman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Manussa Loka
    Posts
    17,735
    Quote Originally Posted by egyptian420 View Post
    Don't flatter me
    You should have told us to call you something else then, RIP

  3. #162893
    All-Pro JPizzack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Poughkeepsie, NY. Heeltown, USA
    Posts
    35,545
    Rude?? inconsiderate?? don't make me blush you devil, you....
    Oderint Dum Metuant

    It's too bad, I'm too good....

  4. #162894
    All-Pro egyptian420's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    Thunder Bay, Canada
    Posts
    13,357
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcasman View Post
    You should have told us to call you something else then, RIP
    I ain't dead mother****er!

  5. #162895
    All-Pro Sarcasman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Manussa Loka
    Posts
    17,735
    LOL

  6. #162896
    All-Pro JPizzack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Poughkeepsie, NY. Heeltown, USA
    Posts
    35,545
    Alright, someone tell me a story...it's been dead at work today.....i'm literally even out of my busy-work to do...
    Oderint Dum Metuant

    It's too bad, I'm too good....

  7. #162897
    All-Pro Sarcasman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Manussa Loka
    Posts
    17,735
    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    Alright, someone tell me a story...it's been dead at work today.....i'm literally even out of my busy-work to do...

    Two lawyers are drinking in a bar and they both get blind drunk. As they're going to leave a beautiful woman approaches one of them and says, "hey, come with me and I will screw you like you've never been screwed in your life"

    The guy replies, "wow, what Firm are you with?"

  8. #162898
    All-Pro JPizzack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Poughkeepsie, NY. Heeltown, USA
    Posts
    35,545
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcasman View Post
    Two lawyers are drinking in a bar and they both get blind drunk. As they're going to leave a beautiful woman approaches one of them and says, "hey, come with me and I will screw you like you've never been screwed in your life"

    The guy replies, "wow, what Firm are you with?"
    hahahahah...lawyer jokes....
    Oderint Dum Metuant

    It's too bad, I'm too good....

  9. #162899
    All-Pro JPizzack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Poughkeepsie, NY. Heeltown, USA
    Posts
    35,545
    A dog walks into a bar, hops up on the barstool, and says the the surprised looking bartender,"A pint and a shot of whiskey please!" and drops a $10 bill on the bar.
    The barteder, who is now shocked, obliges anyway...and serves the drink and says "this is just incredible! Have you considered working for the circus?!?!"

    And the dog says,"Why? Are they hiring electricians?!"

    --_____--
    Oderint Dum Metuant

    It's too bad, I'm too good....

  10. #162900
    All-Pro JPizzack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Poughkeepsie, NY. Heeltown, USA
    Posts
    35,545
    slightly related.... i think anti-jokes are some of my favorite jokes....there's just something about the element of lack of surprise lol
    Oderint Dum Metuant

    It's too bad, I'm too good....

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts