'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through MetLife,
Giants' players were celebrating,
Having won the good fight.
The players were huddled within locker room walls
All happy and hopeful for the next playoff brawl.
Their helmets were hung by their lockers with care,
For Joe Skiba and his elves to shine and repair.
When out of the bowels,
There arose such a clatter.
Brandon Jacobs just wondered,
What the **** was the matter.
Then what to his wondering eyes did appear
But jets' coach Rex Ryan, all ready to smear.
On Fatso, On Chubby, on loudmouth, et al,
Your road to football glory has taken a fall.
Rex huffed and he puffed, his nostrils aflare,
Telling Jacobs, quite simply, to jump if you dare.
Jacobs smiled in reply seeing Rex was just nuts,
You've picked the wrong GIANT, I'll knock you on your butt.
So off we go, to fight for the Division,
While Rex and his jets are again in a tail spin!