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    'Twas the night before Christmas - REX RYAN VERSION

    'Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through MetLife,
    Giants' players were celebrating,
    Having won the good fight.

    The players were huddled within locker room walls
    All happy and hopeful for the next playoff brawl.
    Their helmets were hung by their lockers with care,
    For Joe Skiba and his elves to shine and repair.

    When out of the bowels,
    There arose such a clatter.
    Brandon Jacobs just wondered,
    What the **** was the matter.

    Then what to his wondering eyes did appear
    But jets' coach Rex Ryan, all ready to smear.
    On Fatso, On Chubby, on loudmouth, et al,
    Your road to football glory has taken a fall.

    Rex huffed and he puffed, his nostrils aflare,
    Telling Jacobs, quite simply, to jump if you dare.
    Jacobs smiled in reply seeing Rex was just nuts,
    You've picked the wrong GIANT, I'll knock you on your butt.

    So off we go, to fight for the Division,
    While Rex and his jets are again in a tail spin!



    “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” MB Rule # 1


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    Re: 'Twas the night before Christmas - REX RYAN VERSION

    well done

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    Re: 'Twas the night before Christmas - REX RYAN VERSION

    Nicely done.

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    Re: 'Twas the night before Christmas - REX RYAN VERSION

    You could add this line

    Under his tree, was nary a toy,
    Only a message from Santa,
    Time to shut up, fat boy.

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    Re: 'Twas the night before Christmas - REX RYAN VERSION

    [quote user="FishinTheSalt"]You could add this line

    Under his tree, was nary a toy,
    Only a message from Santa,
    Time to shut up, fat boy.[/quote]

    Consider it added, thanks [B]
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    Re: 'Twas the night before Christmas - REX RYAN VERSION

    [quote user="53canton"]well done[/quote]

    For all the talk about how players WANT to play for Rex, it didn't show yesterday.
    “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” MB Rule # 1


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    Re: 'Twas the night before Christmas - REX RYAN VERSION

    [quote user="giantsd fan"]Nicely done.[/quote]

    Rex just really gets under my skin
    “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” MB Rule # 1


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    Re: 'Twas the night before Christmas - REX RYAN VERSION

    [quote user="RoanokeFan"][quote user="giantsd fan"]Nicely done.[/quote]

    Rex just really gets under my skin
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    It's one thing for players to talk, bit coaches should let the teams performance speak for them. pompus windbag.

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    Re: 'Twas the night before Christmas - REX RYAN VERSION

    [quote user="FishinTheSalt"][quote user="RoanokeFan"][quote user="giantsd fan"]Nicely done.[/quote]

    Rex just really gets under my skin
    [/quote]

    It's one thing for players to talk, bit coaches should let the teams performance speak for them. pompus windbag.[/quote]

    He is all of that.
    “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” MB Rule # 1


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    Re: 'Twas the night before Christmas - REX RYAN VERSION

    Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. This is great!

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