I'm trying to figure out why I have so much swag..
That awkward moment where you forget to turn your swag off and wake up covered in beetches
Oderint Dum Metuant
It's too bad, I'm too good....
BLONDE ROAST RED EYE. ESPRESS PLZ.
Wake me the **** up please.
Got this **** on my work shirt. Feel dumb.
Duane Reade for some Tide to go.