****, I almost decided not to go to the wedding because the dude my cousin is marrying is a big bag of ****s. Last year when I got married it was out of town and he got all bent that he wasn't invited to the rehearsal dinner. Mind you, we had it at a diner and it was only the wedding party because my parents couldn't afford anything else due to my father missing months of work due to having cancer. So, he said he didn't even want to go to the wedding. He and my cousin got in a big fight and they decided that they'd just drive down to Long Island (from the Albany area) the morning of instead of coming in the night before. Well, lo and behold, when they woke up in the morning he had a "headache" and said he couldn't make the drive. Only reason I'm going is because I know my cousin would be hurt if I didn't go. But **** that guy in the mouth with a chainsaw.