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    Craziest **** just happened.....

    I'm helping some older lady open some accounts at work, I finish things up, hand her my business card, and she says my last name PERFECTLY. I'm like, wow, you must know someone, because nobody ever gets my name on the first shot.

    And she looks at me funny..and says "Well....it's tragic really. I know the name from when we lived in Yonkers."

    I say,"Well...we ARE from Yonkers. What do you mean exactly??"

    She says "Well, the family who lived next door to me, they had a boy who had passed away far too young. It was extremely sad."

    "Do you remember his first name?"

    "Yes, I do. His name was Tommy."

    "Wow....yea that's my uncle. I mean, I obviously never met him, but....yea that was my father's brother. There were 4 children after Tommy"

    -Now, I'm like holy ****...this is so crazy. like, textbook "it's a small world" kind of situation.....but, this lady barely flinched....shes like....oh wow, well...nice to meet you.
    lol wtf....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    Craziest **** just happened.....I'm helping some older lady open some accounts at work, I finish things up, hand her my business card, and she says my last name PERFECTLY. I'm like, wow, you must know someone, because nobody ever gets my name on the first shot. And she looks at me funny..and says "Well....it's tragic really. I know the name from when we lived in Yonkers."I say,"Well...we ARE from Yonkers. What do you mean exactly??"She says "Well, the family who lived next door to me, they had a boy who had passed away far too young. It was extremely sad.""Do you remember his first name?""Yes, I do. His name was Tommy.""Wow....yea that's my uncle. I mean, I obviously never met him, but....yea that was my father's brother. There were 4 children after Tommy"-Now, I'm like holy ****...this is so crazy. like, textbook "it's a small world" kind of situation.....but, this lady barely flinched....shes like....oh wow, well...nice to meet you. lol wtf....
    That's like something out of a scary movie right there..and the fact she was so casual about it is creepy.

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    Does anyone want to cut these checks for me at work? Please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moke View Post
    Does anyone want to cut these checks for me at work? Please.
    Yeah, sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudyy View Post
    That's like something out of a scary movie right there..and the fact she was so casual about it is creepy.
    right??
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    right??
    Per-sess-suhpee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudyy View Post
    Per-sess-suhpee
    PER SUH SEP EEE

    in Italian though it would be PAIR-CHA SEP EE
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    PER SUH SEP EEE
    I almost got it down..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudyy View Post
    Yeah, sure.
    I hate your sarcasm Rudith

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moke View Post
    I hate your sarcasm Rudith
    Well I hate your face Michael.

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