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    Quote Originally Posted by Moke View Post
    That sounds so ****ing awesome right now.

    IN BEFORE JPIZZACK CALLS ME A LITTLE SISSY GIRL FOR LIKING SALADS.
    IT'S SO GOOD OMG.

    THINK OF THE GREATEST BLOW JOB YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED..AND MULTIPLY THAT BY SIX MILLION....AND THEN EAT IT.

    THAT'S HOW IT TASTES LIKE.
    I thought we had something special!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudyy View Post
    This is tight. Never heard of RA, weird.

    Do you know Quasimoto? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEHRz_4ROLQ
    Im proud of you Rudy. You know good hip hop. Not many women do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dezzzR View Post
    Im proud of you Rudy. You know good hip hop. Not many women do.
    Thanks.

    Most women like stupid Lil' Wayne and Gucci Mane. Stupidness.
    I thought we had something special!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudyy View Post
    IT'S SO GOOD OMG.

    THINK OF THE GREATEST BLOW JOB YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED..AND MULTIPLY THAT BY SIX MILLION....AND THEN EAT IT.

    THAT'S HOW IT TASTES LIKE.

    That's a mighty fine ****ing taste then because the best blowjob I've ever gotten was AHMAZIN

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    I got accidentally drunk on Monday night...it was so terrible. had a few friends who wanted to grab some beer down at the bar, and get something to eat....next thing you know, the night has moved way too fast.

    I know i've probably drank far too much when I reach back to dust something off my shoulder, only to realize it's the floor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    I got accidentally drunk on Monday night...it was so terrible. had a few friends who wanted to grab some beer down at the bar, and get something to eat....next thing you know, the night has moved way too fast.

    I know i've probably drank far too much when I reach back to dust something off my shoulder, only to realize it's the floor.
    Yeah okay, stop lying. You had wine dude


    In all seriousness, what beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moke View Post
    Yeah okay, stop lying. You had wine dude


    In all seriousness, what beer?
    yea, we were drinking by the pitcher....few different kinds. Sam Summer, Bud Light, Stella.....i remember drinking those. might had some other kinds too idk...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPizzack View Post
    yea, we were drinking by the pitcher....few different kinds. Sam Summer, Bud Light, Stella.....i remember drinking those. might had some other kinds too idk...
    Hope you didn't suck any of your friend's ****s man. You think they roofied you?

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    Oh, and I had 2 glasses of red stag. is that *****y? idk...it's bourbon that jim beam makes....but it's like some sort of weird infused blackberry, honey,....**** idk what it is...but it's delicious. lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moke View Post
    Hope you didn't suck any of your friend's ****s man. You think they roofied you?
    dude...i was being sarcastic about hitting the floor...its just a line i use. don't make it weird.
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