If I had the money, I would buy the Jets from Woody Johnson, move them somewhere out west that might want a pro football team (Oklahoma, maybe), and rebuild them as a solid, hardworking franchise. This would have several net effects: 1) create a good football team with good values, 2) Make the AFC east a little more competitive (though it would probably entail the new team joining the AFC South and bumping the Colts to the East), and most importantly 3) The tears of unfathomable sadness that would issue forth from Jets fans for the rest of their lives.

I have a similar fantasy about Philadelphia.