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    Tim Tebow will be key to Patriots getting Superbowl ring

    So now the reason for the Patriots bringing Tim Tebow into their fold is clear, as an evolving plot by owner Robert Kraft begins to surface. You see, Russian President Vlad Putin stole Kraft's Superbowl ring in 2005, saying it would be "fun to kill someone with it". Intimidated by KGB agents at the time, and then U.S. President Bush, who requested that Kraft pretend it was a gift in order to maintain relations. For the next 8 years, Kraft quietly seethed - waiting for a deliverer, who could return the precious ring. Finally, a chosen one with such intense spirituality that he could impersonate The Pope, infiltrate Putin's fortress, and in the obligatory exchange of ring kissing... suck that stolen object right off his finger, then run 80 yards through any defenders, to a suped up Popemobile outside! Brilliant!!!

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    Prob get cut prior to first real game. He won't beat out Mallett and they won't carry 3 QBs
    Football has been very, very good to us.
    In the midst of this losing season, we can console ourselves with this fact-

    # of Super Bowl victories since 1985:

    1-Chicago, St. Louis, Tampa Bay, Indianapolis, New Orleans, Seattle
    2-Washington, Green Bay, Denver, Pittsburgh, Baltimore
    3-San Francisco, Dallas, New England
    4-New York Giants!!!!!

    ***Stat provided by "Schloss22"***

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    ^ All part of the charade to fool Putin - he's actually training with Navy Seals at this moment...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmie ray View Post
    So now the reason for the Patriots bringing Tim Tebow into their fold is clear, as an evolving plot by owner Robert Kraft begins to surface. You see, Russian President Vlad Putin stole Kraft's Superbowl ring in 2005, saying it would be "fun to kill someone with it". Intimidated by KGB agents at the time, and then U.S. President Bush, who requested that Kraft pretend it was a gift in order to maintain relations. For the next 8 years, Kraft quietly seethed - waiting for a deliverer, who could return the precious ring. Finally, a chosen one with such intense spirituality that he could impersonate The Pope, infiltrate Putin's fortress, and in the obligatory exchange of ring kissing... suck that stolen object right off his finger, then run 80 yards through any defenders, to a suped up Popemobile outside! Brilliant!!!
    Never! Ever, post again!

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    ummm wow... you're just missing 2 other hobbits that are suppose to help Tebow along the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miked1958 View Post
    Prob get cut prior to first real game. He won't beat out Mallett and they won't carry 3 QBs
    It's pretty normal for the Pats to carry three QBs.

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    He's got to provide Tom with some high quality H2O
    And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, **** waffles.......G Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmie ray View Post
    So now the reason for the Patriots bringing Tim Tebow into their fold is clear, as an evolving plot by owner Robert Kraft begins to surface. You see, Russian President Vlad Putin stole Kraft's Superbowl ring in 2005, saying it would be "fun to kill someone with it". Intimidated by KGB agents at the time, and then U.S. President Bush, who requested that Kraft pretend it was a gift in order to maintain relations. For the next 8 years, Kraft quietly seethed - waiting for a deliverer, who could return the precious ring. Finally, a chosen one with such intense spirituality that he could impersonate The Pope, infiltrate Putin's fortress, and in the obligatory exchange of ring kissing... suck that stolen object right off his finger, then run 80 yards through any defenders, to a suped up Popemobile outside! Brilliant!!!

    Wow, you just put Alex Jones to shame!

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    What the hell did I just read?

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    What the hell did I just read?
    a bunch of nonsense.. kooky talk

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