Maybe all we need is to give Eli a pair of glasses...
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite team in the NFL.
Hahaha! One of my favorite movies!
Stop Booing Tiki Barber.
"1 hit, thats all we have is one god damn hit"
(Monty convers mic, "you can't say god damn on the radio"
" Don't worry nobodys listening anyway"
"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."