It seems like week after week, when the other team punts or kicks off, I hold my breath and just hope something bad like a fumble or the return man running east-west or a penalty doesn't happen. I've totally given up hope that somebody will break one for a TD - I'd be happy with a punt return that's more than 15 yards, or a kickoff return that's more than 30. But it never happens.
This team has played 16 games and is about to play its 17th, and they couldn't find a player or devise a scheme to make the return game decent? I don't get it. I can't remember the last punt return for a TD or kickoff return for a TD.