Well if you take Eli's Jersey number, and multiply it by 10, you get 100. Minus the number of drops, and times that by 4.6, then minus it by 16 for the amount of games in a season, + the fact that the Giants play in New Jersey which was the 3rd state to enter the union, you have to times that number (3) by the amount of hotdog guys in the stadium, and take that number and subtract 5, you start seeing Eli could have had a much better season. And if you take that number and times it by the amount of TD's he threw, and add the amount of dropped TD's then divide that number by Tom C's age, plus 21 because thats the drinking age in this country, you see Eli should be the MVP with 12,09303 Yards, 93 TD's, and -7 Int.
You can make up all the fake stats you want to sir, see you on sunday.


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