I'd rather watch paint dry.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy,
vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti
He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop BOMBS
As an olympic sport, nothing can be more absurd than speed walking. The only highlights are the roid rage-like temper tantrums from a scrawny 60 year old after he was disqualified for bending his knee too much or raising his heel too high.
Ok, there are a few hotties.
1927, 1934, 1938, 1956, 1986, 1990, 2007, 2011
Osi Umenyiora : " There's Nothing Like Being a NY GIANT ! "