I'd rather watch paint dry.
If you aren't first, you're last.
Unless you're last, then you are first?
As an olympic sport, nothing can be more absurd than speed walking. The only highlights are the roid rage-like temper tantrums from a scrawny 60 year old after he was disqualified for bending his knee too much or raising his heel too high.
Ok, there are a few hotties.
1927, 1934, 1938, 1956, 1986, 1990, 2007, 2011
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