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    BREAKING NEWS!

    Hixon out for the season due to invisible boogey man that magically injured him while he was practicing by himself. Some speculate that he knew Franken B and the rest of the 3rd world country football team that is the new york vigiants, would have a mediocre at best season. Hencfore mysteriously becoming a victim to the boogey man! Hixon has been treated and is in recovery mode while police look for the person of interest. More on this later.....

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    Right, good thing we still have the 2 recievers ( Smith and Manningham) who torched your team for more then 100 yards each in your home opener last year.

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    [quote user="shagrath1983"]Hixon out for the season due to invisible boogey man that magically injured him while he was practicing by himself. Some speculate that he knew Franken B and the rest of the 3rd world country football team that is the new york vigiants, would have a mediocre at best season. Hencfore mysteriously becoming a victim to the boogey man! Hixon has been treated and is in recovery mode while police look for the person of interest. More on this later.....[/quote]</P>


    I'm all for good natured jabs between fans of competing teams, but jokes about injuries??? You're a real *******. </P>

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    Breaking news:

    Shagrath's mother just fell out of my bed and hit her head on the endtable.........she won't be able to go to any yard sales or bingo games all season.

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    i heard on espn radio, giants are having turf ripped up and replaced with grass.

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    [quote user="GMENAGAIN"]

    [quote user="shagrath1983"]Hixon out for the season due to invisible boogey man that magically injured him while he was practicing by himself. Some speculate that he knew Franken B and the rest of the 3rd world country football team that is the new york vigiants, would have a mediocre at best season. Hencfore mysteriously becoming a victim to the boogey man! Hixon has been treated and is in recovery mode while police look for the person of interest. More on this later.....[/quote]</P>


    I'm all for good natured jabs between fans of competing teams, but jokes about injuries??? You're a real *******.* </P>[/quote]


    Hence my "mother" comment.

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    [quote user="Jiffy Jeff"][quote user="GMENAGAIN"]


    [quote user="shagrath1983"]Hixon out for the season due to invisible boogey man that magically injured him while he was practicing by himself. Some speculate that he knew Franken B and the rest of the 3rd world country football team that is the new york vigiants, would have a mediocre at best season. Hencfore mysteriously becoming a victim to the boogey man! Hixon has been treated and is in recovery mode while police look for the person of interest. More on this later.....[/quote]</P>


    I'm all for good natured jabs between fans of competing teams, but jokes about injuries??? You're a real *******. </P>


    [/quote] Hence my "mother" comment.[/quote]</P>


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    There's nothing funny about Hixon's injury. I hope his surgery goes well and he will be able to return next year. </P>


    Meanwhile, you guys have never had issues with speedy guys to return kicks/punts. I'm sure someone will take that place eagerly.</P>

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    [quote user="shagrath1983"]Hixon out for the season due to invisible boogey man that magically injured him while he was practicing by himself. Some speculate that he knew Franken B and the rest of the 3rd world country football team that is the new york vigiants, would have a mediocre at best season. Hencfore mysteriously becoming a victim to the boogey man! Hixon has been treated and is in recovery mode while police look for the person of interest. More on this later.....[/quote]

    I really wasn't happy with him all last year anyway. he runs like a girl and plays scared. he had one special team play for a TD, other than that he sucked.

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    [quote user="Giantsare4me"][quote user="shagrath1983"]Hixon out for the season due to invisible boogey man that magically injured him while he was practicing by himself. Some speculate that he knew Franken B and the rest of the 3rd world country football team that is the new york vigiants, would have a mediocre at best season. Hencfore mysteriously becoming a victim to the boogey man! Hixon has been treated and is in recovery mode while police look for the person of interest. More on this later.....[/quote]

    I really wasn't happy with him all last year anyway. he runs like a girl and plays scared. he had one special team play for a TD, other than that he sucked.[/quote]



    ???????

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    Only a fool is happy about injuries.


    Burn the boats?

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