"Determined to come into camp in the best shape of his life Offensive linemen Chris Snee has hired a new personal trainer"
"Hakeem Nicks is starting his new life as a Colt off very optimistically when he vowwed to be healthy in at least 5 games in 2014, and maybe try to practice more."
Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
Breaking news... due to budget cuts, the NY Football Giants will only have 1/2 of the offensive lineman as they usually have. They will only field a right guard and right tackle. When asked how they can do this, Tom Coughlin said, "We worked this way during all of 2013."