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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudyy View Post
    BREAKING NEWS!: Eli Manning narrows down his "Manning Face" into three distinct categories. Eli says, "You know, I realized I kept using the same face each and every game, but I think I can switch it up a bit and give myself a lot more options now."

    So what do you think of his three categories? Vote on your favorite category below!
    LOL.

    We definitely saw enough of hopeless/confused Eli last season.
    One of these teams is not like the others


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harooni View Post



    " Sad news today ,as it was learned that Former CB for the NY Giants Jason Sehorn and his wife model Angie Harmon have split up, upon allegations that Jason has been having an affair with a Giants Message Board HOF poster. The poster could not be reached for comment, however questionable photo's of sehorn were found on his computer"

    Slut!
    And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, **** waffles.......G Carlin

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    "Determined to come into camp in the best shape of his life Offensive linemen Chris Snee has hired a new personal trainer"



    Coughlin using his Tablet

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    "Hakeem Nicks is starting his new life as a Colt off very optimistically when he vowwed to be healthy in at least 5 games in 2014, and maybe try to practice more."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harooni View Post
    "Determined to come into camp in the best shape of his life Offensive linemen Chris Snee has hired a new personal trainer"

    Personal trainers name is Adewale Ojomo, for those interested in signing up with this new top notch trainer !!!.
    1927, 1934, 1938, 1956, 1986, 1990, 2007, 2011

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnalyst View Post
    "Hakeem Nicks is starting his new life as a Colt off very optimistically when he vowwed to be healthy in at least 5 games in 2014, and maybe try to practice more."

    lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by FBomb View Post
    Slut!
    Who could argue? The first and only NFL player to drop his pants on the field in the middle of a play.
    No one remembers who came in second.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jomo View Post
    Who could argue? The first and only NFL player to drop his pants on the field in the middle of a play.
    haha, i almost forgot about that moon over mcnabb game.


    anyone have a pic of the pant slip?


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    Breaking news... due to budget cuts, the NY Football Giants will only have 1/2 of the offensive lineman as they usually have. They will only field a right guard and right tackle. When asked how they can do this, Tom Coughlin said, "We worked this way during all of 2013."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jintsrule View Post
    Breaking news... due to budget cuts, the NY Football Giants will only have 1/2 of the offensive lineman as they usually have. They will only field a right guard and right tackle. When asked how they can do this, Tom Coughlin said, "We worked this way during all of 2013."
    Link?
    And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, **** waffles.......G Carlin

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