Eli: You really think my Sketchers are lame...?
"You wanna see a game winning drive.......to get doughnuts rook?"
This is me after a Giants game
You've got three weeks and a day under your belt, and I'm driving you around? Slide over and start driving, Rook!
Eli: Im adopting the new system system really well I think, now if i could only get this cart moving.
He ought to be embarrassed that Eli's got bigger arms than him
Eli: Just to be clear. If i throw a pass 12 feet in the air and you jump and get yours hands 11'11" and tip it into to a defender its your fault...If the ball touches you the int is your fault. If you run the wrong route and i throw it 9 miles away from you its your fault.