This is a great idea. Now let's do the Patriots excuses.

1. Gronk was hurt.
2. No fair! They hit Brady! That's roughing the passer.
3. Ochocinco sucks. We should have kept Moss.
4. The NFL took away our video cameras.
5. Eli always gets so lucky.
6. Not an excuse, but a great comeback anyway for when the Patriots lose: Brady is going home to Gisele tonight. Who is Eli going home to?