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    Tom Brady joke

    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #22229c; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God.”This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
    On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Blue and White sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Giants flag waving in the heavenly breezes, a swimming pool in shape of a Giants helmet, a Giants logo in every window, and an Eli Manning jersey on the front door.

    Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

    God said "So what's your point Tom?"

    "Well, why does Eli Manning get a better house than me?"

    God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Eli’s house…it's mine."<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o></SPAN>
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    Re: Tom Brady joke

    You made Tom Brady has a sad



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    Re: Tom Brady joke

    The pastor at my church used this to open his sermon on the christmas eve midnight mass... and he's a cowboys fan of all things (though one of those nice cowboys fans) The only difference was Eli was replaced in the story with Tebow.


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    Re: Tom Brady joke

    Wish he had a summer place with Mets decor!

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