A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Hellooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!