Ode to Rex

**Eze E** · 02-13-2012 11:47 AM

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Who while speaking to his team started cryin’<o

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He guaranteed a Super Bowl berth<o

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But it was big brother Giants who proved such worth<o

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Rex stated that the Giants live in the past<o

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But, who currently[/B] owns the Lombardi Trophy at last<o

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He admittedly lost control of his players<o

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His captain Santonio became one of the biggest naysayers<o

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Ryan’s “Super Bowl” team could only muster an 8-8 season<o

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The beat down from the Giants was one big reason<o

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You said that you won’t kiss a Belichick ring<o

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But, that is the closest you will ever get to joining Coughlin as king<o

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The Giants had the first celebration at Met Life<o

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While Rex could only play footsies with his wife<o

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Rex claimed that it’s now a Jets’ town<o

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Another Giants’ parade showed he’s a clown<o

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The Jets can never[/B] claim to be equal to Big Blue<o

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Until they win[/B] a Super Bowl championship or two[/B]!<o

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**ghwriter1976** · 02-13-2012 11:55 AM

"Or two!" LOVE IT!

**miked1958** · 02-14-2012 11:08 PM

[quote user="ghwriter1976"]"Or two!" LOVE IT![/quote]
"Or three!" Actually

**jhamburg** · 02-13-2012 12:18 PM

I honestly don't see Rex talking about the Giants for awhile after this year.

**MikeIsaGiant** · 02-13-2012 01:23 PM

I want him to keep talking, it's super fun.

Nice work by the way!

**Giants10Joe** · 02-13-2012 01:25 PM

In the book he wrote during the lockout he said the Jets would be better than the Giants for the next 10 years. In the first year, we won a Super Bowl. If that's any indication, I can't wait to see what the next 9 years will be like. I would also like Rex Ryan to publicly issue a retraction and publish a new version of his book.

**THE_New_York_Giants** · 02-13-2012 01:39 PM

This is the greatest ode I have ever read.

**SweetZombieJesus** · 02-13-2012 03:07 PM

Love it. Rex, and his ways, are exposed. Nothing the big mouth can say with any credibility. He's going to drown in his own bile.

**atl-giant** · 02-18-2012 12:57 AM

[quote user="SweetZombieJesus"]Love it.* Rex, and his ways, are exposed.* Nothing the big mouth can say with any credibility.* He's going to drown in his own bile.
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Rex, and his ways, are exposed.
And he can do nothing but stand on the sidelines and pose.
Nothing the big mouth can say with any credibility.
Because he is nothing more than a big fat hillbilly.
He's going to drown in his own bile.
As his team goes down in a pile.

**Toadofsteel** · 02-19-2012 08:34 AM

[quote user="jhamburg"]I honestly don't see Rex talking about the Giants for awhile after this year.[/quote]

Rex should count his lucky stars that he generally only has to face us in the preseason, save for every 4 years... and 2012 is not one of those years. In fact, unless he somehow puts together a team that can take him into the playoffs the next 3 years, I don't see him being head coach the next time there is a Battle of the Meadowlands in the regular season.

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